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<blockquote data-quote="markchrishantha" data-source="post: 8589940" data-attributes="member: 154500"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'">Hi, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Dear Sweetheart:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> You are my sweetheart</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Your husband </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Allen</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'">His wife replied back after some days to her husband: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Dearest sweetheart, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 2... The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 5.. Other expenses 40 kisses </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'">I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! </span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Your Sweet Heart </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Repost නම් sorry හොදේ ..... Comment දාලා යන්න. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="markchrishantha, post: 8589940, member: 154500"] :love::love::love: [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][FONT=Monotype Corsiva]Hi, Dear Sweetheart: I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2... The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... 5.. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][FONT=Monotype Corsiva]I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=4]Your Sweet Heart [/SIZE] :love::love::love: :lol::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl: [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Red]Repost නම් sorry හොදේ ..... Comment දාලා යන්න. :P[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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