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This is what you call "TENSION" ;-)
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<blockquote data-quote="nadee119" data-source="post: 7654276" data-attributes="member: 272925"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">THIS IS REAL TENSION</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nadee119, post: 7654276, member: 272925"] [SIZE="4"]A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ [B]THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.[/B] You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ [B]YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.[/B] Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. [B]EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.[/B] Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Red"]THIS IS REAL TENSION[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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