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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2929823" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p>Gardening Rule:</p><p> </p><p></p><p>When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p>Never take life seriously.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Nobody gets out alive anyway.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Life is sexually transmitted.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>If quitters never win, and winners never quit,</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Then who is the fool who said : "Quit while you're ahead?"</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Always get the last word in: Apologize.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;</p><p> </p><p>Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Some people are like Slinkies . .</p><p> </p><p>Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p></p><p>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>***********</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>***********</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 2929823, member: 49393"] used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. *********** Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. *********** The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. *********** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. *********** There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. *********** Life is sexually transmitted. *********** An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. *********** If quitters never win, and winners never quit, Then who is the fool who said : "Quit while you're ahead?" *********** The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. *********** Always get the last word in: Apologize. *********** Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. *********** Some people are like Slinkies . . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. *********** Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. *********** Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? *********** Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. *********** How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? *********** All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. *********** Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. *********** [/QUOTE]
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