Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner called the Police Inspector, to show him what has
happened.
"First body" : Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body" : Irishman , 25, won ten-thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Sri Lankan Politician 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he smiling then?" asks the Inspector, Coroner: "He thought he was having his picture taken"
happened.
"First body" : Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body" : Irishman , 25, won ten-thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Ah", says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Sri Lankan Politician 40, struck by lightning" "Why is he smiling then?" asks the Inspector, Coroner: "He thought he was having his picture taken"
