A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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. She went in2 D woods to luk for it & found a frog in a trap.
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. The frog said to her,"If u release me from this trap,I will grant
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.3 wishes."
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. The woman freed the frog,& the frog said,"Thank you,but I failed
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.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
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.The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish,she wanted to be
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.the most beautiful woman in the world.
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.The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make
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.Your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women
.will flock to."
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.The woman replied,"That's okay,bcoz I will be the most beautiful
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.Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,she's the most
.beautiful woman in the world!
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.For her 2nd wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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.The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the
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.world and he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said,
."That's okay,bcoz what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
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. So,she's the richest woman in the world!
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.The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
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.like a mild heart attack."
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. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them..
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. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
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.here and continue feeling good.
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.Male readers: Please scroll down.
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. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
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. smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
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. show that women nvr listen!
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. She went in2 D woods to luk for it & found a frog in a trap.
.
. The frog said to her,"If u release me from this trap,I will grant
.u
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.3 wishes."
.
.
.
. The woman freed the frog,& the frog said,"Thank you,but I failed
. to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
.
.
.The woman said,"That's okay." For her first wish,she wanted to be
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.the most beautiful woman in the world.
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.The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make
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.Your husband the most handsome man in the world,an Adonis whom women
.will flock to."
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.
.The woman replied,"That's okay,bcoz I will be the most beautiful
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.Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,she's the most
.beautiful woman in the world!
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.For her 2nd wish,she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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.The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the
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.world and he will be ten times richer than you."The woman said,
."That's okay,bcoz what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
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. So,she's the richest woman in the world!
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.The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
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.like a mild heart attack."
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. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them..
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. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
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.here and continue feeling good.
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.Male readers: Please scroll down.
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. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
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. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
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. smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
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. show that women nvr listen!
