Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)

[shalinda]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.




Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because they are...





Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.




Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground
first?

A: Who cares?????.. ...(both are equally dense!!)





Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!!
(Yea)




Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a
UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.





Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own
business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business





Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions
..LOL!!!




Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...





Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him!!





Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.

 

[dinithi017]

its 100% true!!!!!!

 

[shalinda]

comments pls

 

[DIRTY X]

ela ela machoo..

 

[DIRTY X]

its 100% true!!!!!!

hodatama sure da??

 

[crazy_m]

Ha haaaa!!!good one

 

[dinithi017]

hodatama sure da??

ai ahanne? oyath dannawane aththa kiyala

 

[lahirumam]

macho kollo bite wena ewwa daanna epa....banz.. v:lol

 

[MCLINER]

haaaaaaa haa

 

[dh07]

hah

but remember GOD IS A MALE!

n da woman was made 4 da need of da man..

 

[~ShImMeRiNg~]

hahah....truee

 

[KishanW]

gama kaalane moo !

 

[kuma366]

nice nice

 

[wizkido]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Men are Cute as Puppies even when they Grow up


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because we men are surrounded by Stupid Women



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Because men always get "laid" unlike you women




Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?????.. ...(I got a parachute., I was the Pilot., the plane is out of fuel. DIE YOU STUPID WOMAN !!)


Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: NO SH-T, Now that's what I call a beauty ! Now let's see how that geeser "Devil" creates his version.,


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

A: UFO's go out of space., but intelligent men knows how to make a woman go out of space. (and that one is for Crazy_M who never had "you know what I am coming too here)


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A: i) Woman won't let us ii) It fun to poke retarded women


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Arrhh.. GPS was not invented those days.. DUH !!!!!


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Ham, Bacon, Lingus, Pork chops, etc etc... AHHH. yes., Pigs are so tasty than MEN. (Fascinating Creature isn't it?)


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: All men think like that and we are


Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Cause we are tired with Bimbo's like you

 

[crazy_m]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........!!

 

[wizkido]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........!!

Damn, I knew you were going to pop up

 

[breakneck001]

its 100% true!!!!!!

there s another side 4 this too u knw.

 

[breakneck001]

thanx shalinda bro !!

 

[hemalsilva]

 

[nEoN_wHitE]

hah

but remember GOD IS A MALE!

n da woman was made 4 da need of da man..

hutaa