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<blockquote data-quote="wizkido" data-source="post: 674240" data-attributes="member: 38671">Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Men are Cute as Puppies even when they Grow up <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Because we men are surrounded by Stupid Women <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;A: Because men always get &quot;laid&quot; unlike you women <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit&nbsp; the ground&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; first?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Who cares?????.. ...(I got a parachute., I was the Pilot., the plane is out of fuel. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" /> DIE YOU STUPID WOMAN&nbsp; !!)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What did God say after he created man?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: NO SH-T, Now that's what I call a beauty !<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes&nbsp; &nbsp; :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes&nbsp; &nbsp; :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> Now let's see how that geeser &quot;Devil&quot; creates his version., <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man &amp; a UFO?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: UFO's go out of space., but intelligent men knows how to make a woman go out of space. (and that one is for Crazy_M who never had &quot;you know what I am coming too here)<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;A: i) Woman won't let us ii) It fun to poke retarded women&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Arrhh.. GPS was not invented those days.. DUH !!!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Ham, Bacon, Lingus, Pork chops, etc etc... AHHH. yes., Pigs are so tasty than MEN. (Fascinating Creature isn't it?)&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;A: All men think like that <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" /> and we are <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" data-shortname=":D" />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Q: Why do men like smart women?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;A: Cause we are tired with Bimbo's like you <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes&nbsp; &nbsp; :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="wizkido, post: 674240, member: 38671"] Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Men are Cute as Puppies even when they Grow up :D Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because we men are surrounded by Stupid Women :D Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Because men always get "laid" unlike you women :D Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????.. ...(I got a parachute., I was the Pilot., the plane is out of fuel. :D DIE YOU STUPID WOMAN !!) Q: What did God say after he created man? A: NO SH-T, Now that's what I call a beauty !:yes: :yes: Now let's see how that geeser "Devil" creates his version., :D Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? A: UFO's go out of space., but intelligent men knows how to make a woman go out of space. (and that one is for Crazy_M who never had "you know what I am coming too here):lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) Woman won't let us ii) It fun to poke retarded women Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Arrhh.. GPS was not invented those days.. DUH !!!!! :lol: Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Ham, Bacon, Lingus, Pork chops, etc etc... AHHH. yes., Pigs are so tasty than MEN. (Fascinating Creature isn't it?) Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: All men think like that :D and we are :D Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Cause we are tired with Bimbo's like you :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

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