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<blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 587" data-attributes="member: 212">I am sure that all girls will enjoy reading this ...Enjoymaaadi!!!!!!!!!!Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: Puppies grow up.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: Because they are...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?&nbsp;&nbsp; A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.&nbsp;&nbsp; Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; hit the ground first?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: Who cares?????.....&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Q: What did God say after he created man?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man &amp; a UFO ?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: I don't kno! w, I've never seen either.&nbsp; &nbsp; Q: What are two reasons why men don't mindtheir own business?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: i) no mind ii) no business&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .&nbsp;&nbsp; Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention ofmarrying?&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have nointention of driving.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Exchange him!!&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Q: Why do men like smart women?&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A: Opposites attract.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rapa, post: 587, member: 212"] I am sure that all girls will enjoy reading this ...Enjoy maaadi!!!!!!!!!! Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't kno! w, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. [/QUOTE]

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