time for some male bashing

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I am sure that all girls will enjoy reading this ...Enjoy
maaadi!!!!!!!!!!

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...


Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....


Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't kno! w, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind
their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .



Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
 

GTRZ

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  • Apr 27, 2006
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    Hehe but this doesn’t have any really good points like those female bashing stuff that going around. I have nothing against women but have to comment on this author haha


    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.
    I think this is same with women and puppies too. Too stupid the author should consider boys and puppies. Men are the ppl who already adult. haha

    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...
    Because they are… intelligent and women can’t see it coz they are stupid. lol


    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
    What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? People should walk carefully if not they may slip…


    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
    hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????.....
    If you don’t care why the hell you came with this question lol


    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
    Ya better fool than a man.


    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
    A: I don't kno! w, I've never seen either.
    Once again then why you came up with the question? Anyway it’s you are too stupid to identify an intelligent guy or you don’t have any guys? haha


    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind
    their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business
    Men always love to be their own, it’s women who don’t mind their own business.


    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
    Because there were no police men in the desert and only those stupid women.



    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    intention of driving.
    Well you think marrying is the only thing you can do with a women? haha


    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!
    Ya that’s true! You are worthless for such great man!


    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.
    So women always look for stupid men? haha

    ;) :D
     

    shiwankaswe

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  • Apr 30, 2007
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    GTRZ said:
    Hehe but this doesn’t have any really good points like those female bashing stuff that going around. I have nothing against women but have to comment on this author haha


    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.
    I think this is same with women and puppies too. Too stupid the author should consider boys and puppies. Men are the ppl who already adult. haha

    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...
    Because they are… intelligent and women can’t see it coz they are stupid. lol


    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
    What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? People should walk carefully if not they may slip…


    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
    hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????.....
    If you don’t care why the hell you came with this question lol


    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
    Ya better fool than a man.


    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
    A: I don't kno! w, I've never seen either.
    Once again then why you came up with the question? Anyway it’s you are too stupid to identify an intelligent guy or you don’t have any guys? haha


    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind
    their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business
    Men always love to be their own, it’s women who don’t mind their own business.


    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
    Because there were no police men in the desert and only those stupid women.



    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    intention of driving.
    Well you think marrying is the only thing you can do with a women? haha


    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!
    Ya that’s true! You are worthless for such great man!


    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.
    So women always look for stupid men? haha

    ;) :D

    ha ha haaa
    this one is too cool