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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jack_Sparrow" data-source="post: 11360348" data-attributes="member: 106688">Teacher: So, tell us Timmy, did you do your homework? Student: Er...no sir. Teacher: Why not? Because...   Last morning my mom was angry because I was smoking   <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110122113007/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/68/Imagesff.jpg/258px-Imagesff.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />and I was like... <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110122113802/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/e/e0/Baby_smoking.jpg/225px-Baby_smoking.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />"What are you looking at, BITCH?" I think I said something strange because she fainted...  <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110305100215/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Faintt.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />and then I was like... <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110122115015/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/be/Who_gives_a_shit.jpg/234px-Who_gives_a_shit.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />but my sister thought It was my fault and she started strangling me like... <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110122122641/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Straggl.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />But suddenly, raccoons <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110122151403/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d5/Sraccoons.jpg/210px-Sraccoons.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />so I tried to burn the raccoons... <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110328131432/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1e/Burning_raccoons.jpg/240px-Burning_raccoons.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />But somehow I managed to burn down the whole house... <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110125180213/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/7b/Byr.jpg/260px-Byr.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />so I prayed to that Jew to save my family by creating a giant wave that could put out the fire <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110128173346/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/77/Praybitch.jpg/320px-Praybitch.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />but he was a bit excess... <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110131134540/uncyclopedia/images/5/51/Wavemyhouse.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Ooops. There goes daddy's car. <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110126204659/uncyclopedia/images/d/d8/Wavez.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />So the whole town was immersed and I tried to make my homework on a dead fisherman's boat I found floating, because my family and my house were gone... <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110128135335/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/dc/Drunki.jpg/350px-Drunki.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />but suddenly some dolphins came by and stole my homework <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110203140452/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/50/Dolphs.jpg/290px-Dolphs.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />and the dolphins traveled away with my homework <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110128142230/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/06/Dolphintravelling.jpg/350px-Dolphintravelling.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Student: ...and this is why I didn't make my homework. Teacher: And you expect me to believe you? Student: Er...yes? Teacher: There's no way I would believe this imaginary  story, young sir. Now you'll have to go back to your house and I will  inform your parents about the event. This will be your punishment. Now  go, leave!    *gets out of the school*   Student: *sigh* Looks like no one will ever believe our story Dolphy. There's no reason for me to stay here anymore.  Goodbye school 'cause I will make a better life, away from you! Τo infinity and beyond! <img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110219230929/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/06/Dolphin_from_school.png/350px-Dolphin_from_school.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> "THE END" </blockquote>

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