Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Ad icon
ZTE MF283U 4G Unlocked Router (Used)
ayanthamaxi
Updated:
Sunday at 8:26 PM
ලංකාවේ හොඳම උපකාරක පන්ති සහ ගුරුවරුන් එකම තැනකින් - TopTuition.lk
dulithapathum
Updated:
Saturday at 8:07 AM
Colombo
RidhMathraa ’26 🎶✨
Tmadhusanka
Updated:
Jul 15, 2026
Ad icon
Colombo
PXN V10 Pro Direct Drive Racing Wheel (Under Warranty)
Abdur Rahman
Updated:
Jul 15, 2026
Ad icon
USDT ණය සේවාව - USDT Loan Service
පුරවැසියා
Updated:
Jul 15, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
to people who are about to get married
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="kandya" data-source="post: 10387050" data-attributes="member: 289780"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 1</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 2</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 3</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 4</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 5</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">still paying for it."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 6</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Dad : "That happens in most countries son."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 7</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 8</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 9</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 10</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 11</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 12</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 13</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">#CASE 14</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire. "</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kandya, post: 10387050, member: 289780"] [CENTER][B][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"]#CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." #CASE 3 Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. #CASE 4 Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status. #CASE 5 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." #CASE 6 Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son." #CASE 7 Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late." #CASE 8 A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes #CASE 9 When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ? #CASE 10 In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. #CASE 11 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." #CASE 12 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine." #CASE 13 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new. #CASE 14 A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. " "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire. " [/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]:lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Awruddata maasa keeyada?
Post reply
Top
Bottom