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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ayeshlive" data-source="post: 19509787" data-attributes="member: 363439">I usually just throw it over my shoulder.    Basically, depending on the dimensions of your pelvis your penis will  hang right inside the front of the bowl.  You can either rest it on the  seat (ill advised, as straining muscles to defecate can cause  urination) or push and hold it down so that it is below the rim of the  seat.  The problem with this is that the underside of the toilet seat is a  dark and dangerous place, a wretched hive of scum and villainy.  As the  Codex Broheptermochia says:  Toucheth not thyne head to thy shitter.</blockquote>

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