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<blockquote data-quote="ghostxdreams" data-source="post: 7416402" data-attributes="member: 282189"><p><strong><em><span style="color: #800000">A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: #800000"><span style="font-size: 15px">He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." </span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>Johnny looks up but doesn't say anything.</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>Little Johnny says, "Six."</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" </em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex."</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>"Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ghostxdreams, post: 7416402, member: 282189"] [B][I][COLOR=#800000]A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette. [SIZE=4]He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." [/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]Johnny looks up but doesn't say anything.[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]Little Johnny says, "Six."[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" [/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex."[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]"Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][I][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][B][I]Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."[/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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