Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Ad icon
Iptv
musicking
Updated:
Yesterday at 9:52 AM
Ad icon
ZTE MF283U 4G Unlocked Router (Used)
ayanthamaxi
Updated:
Jul 19, 2026
ලංකාවේ හොඳම උපකාරක පන්ති සහ ගුරුවරුන් එකම තැනකින් - TopTuition.lk
dulithapathum
Updated:
Jul 18, 2026
Colombo
RidhMathraa ’26 🎶✨
Tmadhusanka
Updated:
Jul 15, 2026
Ad icon
Colombo
PXN V10 Pro Direct Drive Racing Wheel (Under Warranty)
Abdur Rahman
Updated:
Jul 15, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="tariqfazlul" data-source="post: 2494250" data-attributes="member: 115041"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: left"><strong>(Actual </strong><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><strong>excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)</strong></span><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.</span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(man....if only I knew A B C....) :d</span></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.</span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(sure...thanx for the warning!) :d </span></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></a></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank">http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html</a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(in months or years?) :d</span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(check it out) :d</span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(howwww sweeeet) :d</span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. </span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d</span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(uh...huh!) :d</span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="color: Navy">(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) </span></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.</span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a><span style="color: Navy">(nice work!) :d</span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tariqfazlul, post: 2494250, member: 115041"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [LEFT][B](Actual [/B][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D][B]excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)[/B][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D] [/COLOR][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. [COLOR=Navy](man....if only I knew A B C....) :d[/COLOR] 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. [COLOR=Navy](sure...thanx for the warning!) :d [/COLOR][/COLOR][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR][/LEFT] [LEFT][COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/top-9-funniest-news-paper-classifieds.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. [COLOR=Navy](in months or years?) :d[/COLOR] 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. [COLOR=Navy](check it out) :d[/COLOR] 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. [COLOR=Navy](howwww sweeeet) :d[/COLOR] 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. [COLOR=Navy](wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d[/COLOR] 7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. [COLOR=Navy](uh...huh!) :d[/COLOR] 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. [COLOR=Navy](hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) [/COLOR] 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. [/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=Navy](nice work!) :d[/COLOR][/COLOR] :lol::lol::lol::lol::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::eek::eek::eek::eek: [COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Awruddata maasa keeyada?
Post reply
Top
Bottom