Top Ten Things Not To Say At A Funeral

[sandu_ls]

1. What's that smell?

2. So who's that sleeping in the box?

3. I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.

4. I would have loaned him my good rope if I'd known what he was using it for!

5. (to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date?

6. It must suck to be dead.

7. (crying) I guess this means I'm out of the buck he owes me!

8. When do we eat?

9. Can I have his car?

10. People sure look stupid dead.

 

[Tissaka]

hehe.. thanx for advising us

 

[Anusha]

Damn! What a waste of money for that coffin. You're gonna burn it afterall. You could have buried the guy

 

[sandu_ls]

hehe.. thanx for advising us

he he........anytym...........

 

[sandu_ls]

Damn! What a waste of money for that coffin. You're gonna burn it afterall. You could have buried the guy

ya ne..........gues u dnt wana cofin durin ure funeral sm day then too.............
(jst kidin)

 

[Anusha]

ya ne..........gues u dnt wana cofin durin ure funeral sm day then too.............
(jst kidin)

Haven't come up with an idea yet. We'll see.

 

[sandu_ls]

Haven't come up with an idea yet. We'll see.

he he....k.......n gud luck wit it

 

[Anusha]

he he....k.......n gud luck wit it

Thanks

 

[sandu_ls]

Thanks

 

[Kasunm]

hehehehe funny thankx though i'll remember those

 

[fazaal24]

Damn! What a waste of money for that coffin. You're gonna burn it afterall. You could have buried the guy

jus try sayin that

 

[sandu_ls]

hehehehe funny thankx though i'll remember those

ure welcme..........

 

[Anusha]

jus try sayin that

That's what I'm planning to do

 

[fazaal24]

That's what I'm planning to do

Good Luck bro

 

[Anusha]

Good Luck bro

I'll need it!

 

[zCexVe]

 

[lasanka]

hmmmmm heheh tnx

 

[sandu_ls]

hmmmmm heheh tnx

ure welcme

 

[Tuffey]

he..........he............ if you were telling any of those things definetly the dead one will get up from his coffin.........

 

[sandu_ls]

he..........he............ if you were telling any of those things definetly the dead one will get up from his coffin.........

he he...........
da speaker wil b da nxt persn in da cofin then