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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kasunsankalpana" data-source="post: 811664" data-attributes="member: 28569">TEACHER: Why are you late?>TOTO: Because of the sign.>TEACHER: What sign?>TOTO: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.">*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?>TOTO: You told me to do it without using tables!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, how do you spell "crocodile"?>TOTO: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L">TEACHER: No, that's wrong>TOTO: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?>TOTO: "HIJKLMNO"!!>TEACHER: What are you talking about?>TOTO: Yesterday you said it's H to O!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, go to the map and find North America.>TOTO: Here it is!>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?>CLASS: TOTO!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, name one important thing we have today that we>didn't have ten years ago.>TOTO: Me!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, why do you always get so dirty?>TOTO: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TOTO: Dad, can you write in the dark?>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?>TOTO: Your name on this report card.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?>TOTO: Don't bite any.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, give me a sentence starting with "I".>TOTO: I is...>TEACHER: No, TOTO. Always say, "I am.">TOTO: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.">*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?">TOTO: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,>same>time.">*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's>Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his>father didn't punish him?">TOTO: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?">*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TOTO: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?>FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?>TOTO: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is>green>and one is blue with red spots!>TOTO: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like>that>at home.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and>stopped>him,what virtue would I be showing?>TOTO: Brotherly love?>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: Now, TOTO, tell me frankly do you say prayers before>eating?>TOTO: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: TOTO, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same>as>your brother's. Did you copy his?>TOTO: No, teacher, it's the same dog!>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*>>TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when>people>are no longer interested?>TOTO: A teacher.>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*></blockquote>

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