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<blockquote data-quote="Kalindugayan" data-source="post: 3132013" data-attributes="member: 58568"><p>Pick the month you were born.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>1----i shot</p><p></p><p>2----i ate</p><p></p><p>3----i smacked</p><p></p><p>4----i sang to</p><p></p><p>5----i fell in love with</p><p></p><p>6----i murdered</p><p></p><p>7----i gave my number to</p><p></p><p>8----i love with</p><p></p><p>9----i choked on</p><p></p><p>10---i ~censored~ out</p><p></p><p>11---i humped</p><p></p><p>12---i gave a lap dance to</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Pick the day (number) you were born on:</p><p></p><p></p><p>1-------A homeless guy</p><p></p><p>2-------a gangster</p><p></p><p>3-------a banana</p><p></p><p>4-------a fork</p><p></p><p>5-------a mexican</p><p></p><p>6-------your mom</p><p></p><p>7-------my brother</p><p></p><p>8-------an ipod</p><p></p><p>9-------my best friends boyfriend</p><p></p><p>10-------a goat</p><p></p><p>11-------my dog</p><p></p><p>12-------my dad</p><p></p><p>13-------the computer</p><p></p><p>14-------my science teacher</p><p></p><p>15-------my neighbor</p><p></p><p>16-------myself</p><p></p><p>17-------a jones soda</p><p></p><p>18-------a llama</p><p></p><p>19-------a football player</p><p></p><p>20-------a stuffed animal</p><p></p><p>21-------a permenant marker</p><p></p><p>22-------a policeman</p><p></p><p>23-------a ninja</p><p></p><p>24-------a baseball bat</p><p></p><p>25-------my pshyciatrist</p><p></p><p>26-------my brother</p><p></p><p>27-------my sister</p><p></p><p>28-------a pickle</p><p></p><p>29-------a dvd player</p><p></p><p>30-------a paperclip</p><p></p><p>31-------my cell phone</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>White------Because i was high.</p><p></p><p>Black-------Because I was drunk.</p><p></p><p>Pink--------Because im a mad.</p><p></p><p>Red---------Because the voices told me to.</p><p></p><p>Blue--------Because i cant control myself.</p><p></p><p>Green------Because I hate myself.</p><p></p><p>Purple------Because Im fool.</p><p></p><p>Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.</p><p></p><p>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars</p><p></p><p>Orange----Because i hate my family.</p><p></p><p>Other-------Because that's how I roll.</p><p></p><p>none------because im smart and i do what i want</p><p></p><p>Post ur comments too.....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kalindugayan, post: 3132013, member: 58568"] Pick the month you were born. 1----i shot 2----i ate 3----i smacked 4----i sang to 5----i fell in love with 6----i murdered 7----i gave my number to 8----i love with 9----i choked on 10---i ~censored~ out 11---i humped 12---i gave a lap dance to ----------------------------------------------------------------- Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------a gangster 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a mexican 6-------your mom 7-------my brother 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------my dad 13-------the computer 14-------my science teacher 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a football player 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permenant marker 22-------a policeman 23-------a ninja 24-------a baseball bat 25-------my pshyciatrist 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a pickle 29-------a dvd player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone ----------------------------------------------------------------- Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because i was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im a mad. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because i cant control myself. Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im fool. Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. none------because im smart and i do what i want Post ur comments too..... [/QUOTE]
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