Latest ads

Ad icon
Video Content Creator
- pramukag
- Updated: Yesterday at 6:10 AM
Ad icon
QA Engineer Intern
- pramukag
- Updated: Yesterday at 6:07 AM
Ad icon
Sell your Land, House on idamata.lk for FREE
- sajith.xp.pk
- Updated: Thursday at 9:03 AM
Handmade Character Soft Toys
- anil1961
- Updated: Tuesday at 2:11 PM
Bodim.lk out now !
- Manoj Suranga Bandara
- Updated: Jun 21, 2026

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 611153" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">Two Ladies Talking in Heaven</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1st woman: I froze to death.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">2nd woman: How horrible!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What About you?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1st woman: So, what happened?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every Closet and checked under all the beds.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">I kept this up until I had Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just Keeled over with a heart attack and died.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Blue">1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be Alive.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Dawasata paya keeyak thibeda?

Top Bottom