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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 627759" data-attributes="member: 1924">Two Ladies Talking in Heaven    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?    1st woman: I froze to death.    2nd woman: How horrible!    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.    1st woman: So, what happened?    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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