Types Of "Fart"

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VAIN
A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD
A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY
A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT
A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC
A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

NERVOUS
A person who stops in the middle of his fart Exclamation

HONEST
A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST
A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH
A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY
A person who has several good farts in reserve Worshippy

ANTI-SOCIAL
A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy Question

STRATEGIC
A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC
A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate Embarassed

INTELLECTUAL
A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed Confused

ATHLETIC
A person who farts at the slightest exertion Cool

MISERABLE
A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

SENSITIVE
A person who farts and then starts crying Crying or Very sad


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