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Message: <blockquote data-quote="||~R_girl~||" data-source="post: 4364609" data-attributes="member: 88631">A Sri lankan family in Nugegoda was puzzled  whenthe coffin of their dead Mother arrived from Canada . <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YG7pqNBF8eU/SJJloynCvrI/AAAAAAAAAJE/r24ryRiGaqE/s400/goth+coffin.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />It was sent  byone of the daughters settled in Vancouver . The dead body was  verytightly squeezed inside the coffin,with no space left in it! When  theyopened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:  "Dear brothers and sisters,I am sending ourmother's body to you  since it was her last wish that: She should be buried only inthe  cemetery of the All Saints Church in Borella - Colombo . And alsoshe  told me to tell all of you that you should use A.F. Raymond forembalm  works not Barney Raymond or Jayaratne. For Alms giving she said not  to invite the entire townand the distant relatives. She said to order  (only for our 4families)65 packets of Mutton Biriyani from Hotel  Buhari at Maradana and openonly 12 bottles of Special Arrack for the  guys and only one case ofThree Coins for the ladies. One more  thing she was very particular about theHearse,which her coffin should  carry from our home to Borella, should be2002 model Buick Automatic.  She doesn't like manual gear old vehicles.DON"T FORGET THESE  UNDERLINED REQUESTS ARE FROM HER LAST WISH. Sorry, I could not come  along as all of my paid leaveare consumed and hopefully this time the  God will look at us and blessedwith a boy. Ajith is working like a  donkey for 20 hours a day for 3companies to save some money for the  dowries ofgirls...................Anyway, let's go back to Ammi's  funeralbusiness. You will find inside the coffin, under Ammi's  body,12 cans of Kraft cheese,10 packets of M&M chocolates, 1 box of  KitKat, 8 packets of Wrigley's Chewing Gum, 6 tins of Corned beef,  24packets of Maggie instant noodles and 12 packets each Jelly &  Custardpowder. Please divide these among all of you. On Ammi's feet  youwill find new Pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mangalika. Also,  there are 2pairs of Shoes for Rosy's and Bernard's sons. Hope the  sizesare correct. Ammi is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large  size isfor Mangalika and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute  themamong yourselves. The 2 new Levi's Jeans that Ammi iswearing are  for the boys (lanka & Nilanka). The Swiss watch  thatLakmaliwanted is on Ammi's left hand. The silver colour bangle  onAmmi's right hand is for Lakshmi who becamea big girl five years back.  Josephine Aunty, Please, Please remove and take thenecklace,  earrings and the ring that you are waiting for the past 20 yearssaying  that Ammi had taken twenty five thousand rupees against themfor my  Akki's wedding. Aunty, I will beg you now to stop telling every  oneabout this money matter. These gold worth more than that and I  can get fiftythousand from Hetti Uncle if I go to Jayalalitha's.  The 6 white cotton socks that Ammi is wearing must bedivided among  my teenage nephews. And also there are 4 Bras Ammi iswearing. Give two  to Seelawathi who is our servant lady and the remainingtwo you  cangive one to next door Charlet aunty and one to Doby Nenda.Please  distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required letme know,  since our Thaththi is also not keeping well nowadays; so Ican send with  him the same way. This way is much easy, cheaper and youdon't need to  worry about customs too. bye........." Shanti <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="http://www.vintagecoffins.com/Resources/BlackGothCoffinInt.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />P.S- Sorry if dz z offensiv <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> lol</blockquote>

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