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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alex Mercer" data-source="post: 5576364" data-attributes="member: 235474"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> meka maru <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />Who's On First              ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?       COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking        about buying a computer.       ABBOTT: Mac?       COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.       ABBOTT: Your computer?       COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.       ABBOTT: Mac?       COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.       ABBOTT: What about Windows?       COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?       ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?       COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?       ABBOTT: Wallpaper.       COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.       ABBOTT: Software for Windows?       COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write        proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?       ABBOTT: Office.       COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?       ABBOTT: I just did.       COSTELLO: You just did what?       ABBOTT: Recommend something.       COSTELLO: You recommended something?       ABBOTT: Yes.       COSTELLO: For my office?       ABBOTT: Yes.       COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?       ABBOTT: Office.       COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!       ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.       COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows!               COSTELLO: I already have an office        with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to        type a proposal. What do I need?       ABBOTT: Word.       COSTELLO: What word?       ABBOTT: Word in Office.       COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.       ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.       COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?       ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".       COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some        straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?              ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.             COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your        business. Just tell me what I need!       ABBOTT: Real One.       COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I        watch them?       ABBOTT: Of course.       COSTELLO: Great! With what?       ABBOTT: Real One.       COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I        do?       ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".       COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?       ABBOTT: The blue "1".       COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?       ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.       COSTELLO: What word?       ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.       COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!       ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.       COSTELLO: It is?       ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty        much wiped out all the other Words out there.       COSTELLO: And that word is real one?       ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of        Office.              COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that        again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my        money with?       ABBOTT: Money.       COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?       ABBOTT: Money.       COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?       ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.       COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?       ABBOTT: Money.       COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?       ABBOTT: Yes. With no extra charge.       COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?       ABBOTT: One copy.       COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?       ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.       COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?       ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!               A FEW DAYS LATER . . .               ABBOTT: Super Duper computer        store. Can I help you?       COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?       ABBOTT: Click on "START"...</blockquote>

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