Uduravana's phone call................!!!

teescha

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Subject: Uduravana's phone call................!!!







Udurawana went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.



Udurawana: Who is speaking?



Servant : Servant Sir.



Udurawana: Where is the Madam?



Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.



Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.



Servant: What can I do now sir?



Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.



After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ....



Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?



Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool



Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir



Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?



Servant: Yes Sir



Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
 

Lil_chica

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OMG .....

Omg lol hahaha how funny was dat lyk....:shocked: :shocked:
Poor so n so...lost their lifes just coz of a wronge number...:lol:
ahahhaha dats sooo funny ...servant is sooo stupid ahha but lyk i guess da guns wud hav been in da same places in da both houses coz he got da gun when he sed where it was ...but den again he wud hav sed its a wronge number coz he didnt know what he cud tell 2 da servent ahahha :lol: when he asked what he cud do next lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i like dis one :lol: :lol:
 

snowgirl

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Lich said:
yes Snow...

im sorry.. to post a small post like that... .. so i have this in a jpg file.. ill post it soon as wel..
ya datz alrite...everybody makez mistakez ne ;) ...ya we r lookin forward for the new post of urz :D :D :D