Marriage
>
> Udurawana's Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be
> effected badly to our marriage?
>
> Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> Hidden Camera's
>
>
> Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all
> around his living room.
>
> Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
>
> Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"
>
> Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras
> here?"
>
> Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few
> minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does
> he
> know that?"
>
> __________________________________________
> Relaxing
>
>
> Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and
> asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
>
> Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
>
> Another guy came and asked him the same question.
>
> Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
>
> A third one came and asked him the same question again.
> Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
>
> While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
>
> He went up to him and asked,
>
> "Are you Relaxing?"
>
> The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
>
> Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
>
> "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over
> here!"
> __________________________________________
>
> Heaven
>
>
>
> Udurawana died and went to heaven.
>
> When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in
> effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain
> admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:
>
> 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
> 2. How many seconds are there in a year?
>
> Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered.
>
> 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
> 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
>
> Saint Peter said,
>
> "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the
> answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
>
> Uduravana replied,
>
> "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
>
> Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
> __________________________________________
> The Wash Basin
>
> Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
>
> After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin
> instead.
>
> The manager comes running and asks him,
>
> "Sir, what are you doing?"
>
> Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says "Wash Basin".
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> English Exam
>
>
> Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.
>
> His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied
> "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and
> thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
> __________________________________________
>
> Answer the following questions in brief
>
>
> Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.
>
> He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
> for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
> throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it
> away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch
.
>
> The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
>
> " I am only following the instructions here," he says, " it says here,
> "Answer the following questions in brief ".
>
> __________________________________________
>
> Essay
>
> The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay
> on a
> cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
>
> He has written. "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! "
>
> __________________________________________
> The Postman
>
> The Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel
>
> Udurawana : Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have posted it.
>
> __________________________________________
> Coffee Shop
>
> Udurawana and his wife went to a coffee shop .
>
> Udurawana said� Hurry Up Drink quickly.....!!!.
>
> His Wife asked why...???
> Udurawana said
> Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"
> __________________________________________
>
> Letter to his Son
>
> Udurawana was writing something very slowly.
> A Friend came and askes:
> " Why are you writing so slowly? "
>
> Udurawana replies
> " I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> How I Look When Im Sleeping
>
>
>
> Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
>
> his wife sees this and asks:
>
> what you are doing.....????
>
> Udurawana replies,
>
> I'm seeing how I look while im sleeping....!!!!
>
> Udurawana's Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be
> effected badly to our marriage?
>
> Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> Hidden Camera's
>
>
> Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all
> around his living room.
>
> Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
>
> Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"
>
> Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras
> here?"
>
> Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few
> minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does
> he
> know that?"
>
> __________________________________________
> Relaxing
>
>
> Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and
> asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
>
> Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
>
> Another guy came and asked him the same question.
>
> Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
>
> A third one came and asked him the same question again.
> Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
>
> While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
>
> He went up to him and asked,
>
> "Are you Relaxing?"
>
> The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
>
> Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
>
> "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over
> here!"
> __________________________________________
>
> Heaven
>
>
>
> Udurawana died and went to heaven.
>
> When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in
> effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain
> admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:
>
> 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
> 2. How many seconds are there in a year?
>
> Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered.
>
> 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
> 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
>
> Saint Peter said,
>
> "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the
> answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
>
> Uduravana replied,
>
> "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."
>
> Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
> __________________________________________
> The Wash Basin
>
> Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
>
> After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin
> instead.
>
> The manager comes running and asks him,
>
> "Sir, what are you doing?"
>
> Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says "Wash Basin".
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> English Exam
>
>
> Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.
>
> His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied
> "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and
> thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
> __________________________________________
>
> Answer the following questions in brief
>
>
> Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.
>
> He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
> for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
> throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it
> away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch
.>
> The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
>
> " I am only following the instructions here," he says, " it says here,
> "Answer the following questions in brief ".
>
> __________________________________________
>
> Essay
>
> The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay
> on a
> cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
>
> He has written. "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! "
>
> __________________________________________
> The Postman
>
> The Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel
>
> Udurawana : Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have posted it.
>
> __________________________________________
> Coffee Shop
>
> Udurawana and his wife went to a coffee shop .
>
> Udurawana said� Hurry Up Drink quickly.....!!!.
>
> His Wife asked why...???
> Udurawana said
> Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"
> __________________________________________
>
> Letter to his Son
>
> Udurawana was writing something very slowly.
> A Friend came and askes:
> " Why are you writing so slowly? "
>
> Udurawana replies
> " I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.
>
> __________________________________________
>
>
> How I Look When Im Sleeping
>
>
>
> Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
>
> his wife sees this and asks:
>
> what you are doing.....????
>
> Udurawana replies,
>
> I'm seeing how I look while im sleeping....!!!!
May hv been on EK b4 but no harm in reading those lovely jokes over and over again...
