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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 843324" data-attributes="member: 49101">Marriage>> Udurawana's Girl Friend:   I'm one year elder than you....will it be> effected badly to  our marriage?>> Udurawana :     No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year>> __________________________________________>>> Hidden Camera's>>> Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all> around his living room.>> Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?">> Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!">> Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras> here?">> Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few> minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does> he> know that?"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> > __________________________________________> Relaxing>>> Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and> asked him, "Are you relaxing?">> Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana">> Another guy came and asked him the same question.>> Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!">> A third one came and asked him the same question again.> Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.>> While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.>> He went up to him and asked,>> "Are you Relaxing?">> The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing.">> Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,>> "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over> here!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> > __________________________________________>> Heaven>>>> Udurawana died and went to heaven.>> When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in> effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain> admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:>> 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".> 2. How many seconds are there in a year?>> Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered.>> 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.> 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.>> Saint Peter said,>> "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though  it's not the> answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?">> Uduravana replied,>> "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...">> Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> > __________________________________________> The Wash Basin>> Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.>> After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin> instead.>> The manager comes running and asks him,>> "Sir, what are you doing?">> Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says "Wash Basin".<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> >> __________________________________________>>> English Exam>>> Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.>> His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied> "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and> thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> > __________________________________________>> Answer the following questions in brief>>> Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.>> He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper> for five minutes,and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and> throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it> away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> .>> The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.>> " I am only following the instructions here," he says, " it says here,> "Answer the following questions in brief ".>> __________________________________________>> Essay>> The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay> on a> cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana>> He has written. "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! "<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> >> __________________________________________> The Postman>> The Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel>> Udurawana : Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have posted it.>> __________________________________________> Coffee Shop>> Udurawana and his wife went to a coffee shop .>> Udurawana said�   Hurry Up Drink quickly.....!!!.>> His Wife asked why...???> Udurawana said> Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> > __________________________________________>> Letter to his Son>> Udurawana was writing something very slowly.> A Friend came and askes:> " Why are you writing so slowly? ">> Udurawana replies> "  I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't  read very fast.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> >> __________________________________________>>> How I Look When Im Sleeping>>>> Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.>> his wife sees this and asks:>> what you are doing.....????>> Udurawana replies,>> I'm seeing how I look while im sleeping....!!!!</blockquote>

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