Marriage
Udurawana's Girl Friend : I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?
Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
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Hidden Camera's
Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all
around his living room.
Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana : "Hidden cameras!"
Mrs. Udurawana : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Mr. Udurawana : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he
know that?"
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Relaxing
Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
Set 2 is on tmr.........
Udurawana's Girl Friend : I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?
Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
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Hidden Camera's
Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all
around his living room.
Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana : "Hidden cameras!"
Mrs. Udurawana : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Mr. Udurawana : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he
know that?"
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Relaxing
Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
Set 2 is on tmr.........
Hey That's cool man.......Put da 2nd part ASAP..................Thanks 4 sharing.......
