Udurawana Jokes

2009

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked
his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a
foreigner?"


Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X


In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on
"Buddha Jayanthi"
So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India &
was a great Philosopher ,
but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three
wheeler , the driver
adjusted mirror.
Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit
back. I will drive.

:rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :D