Udurawana Jokes

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Udurawana: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Udurawana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Udurawana: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Udurawana: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Udurawana: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Udurawana in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Udurawana: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Udurawana replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Udurawana: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Udurawana: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Udurawana: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Udurawana: We lost the duplicate key!!

 

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