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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Shamil Max" data-source="post: 15159253" data-attributes="member: 101022"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">Udurawana: My mobile bill how much? </span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">Udurawana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Udurawana: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Teacher: Me? No, why? </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Udurawana: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". </span></span></p><p>  <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: MediumTurquoise">Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: MediumTurquoise">Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">Udurawana: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Udurawana in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Air hostess said: "B silent." </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Udurawana: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend: </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I MISS YOU" </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Udurawana</span></span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">replied: </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="color: DarkOrange">"I Mr YOU" !!.</span> </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">  </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Udurawana: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Doctor: When? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Udurawana: 3 Months Ago </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Dr: Wat were u doing till now? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Udurawana: We were using duplicate key </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Dr: So why did you come today? </span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Udurawana: We lost the duplicate key!! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray"></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/hysterical-laughter-smiley-emoticon.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/hysterical-laughter-smiley-emoticon.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/hysterical-laughter-smiley-emoticon.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/hysterical-laughter-smiley-emoticon.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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