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Message: <blockquote data-quote="niki771" data-source="post: 4739074" data-attributes="member: 75285">MAL AYYA New stuff   srry if ths s a repost... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> ************************************************************************************     Mal aiyya bought a new mobile.           He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said           "My Mobile No. Has changed.            Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"*************************************************************************************           Mal aiyya: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .           Friend: Really, what is he studying.           Mal aiyya: No he is not studying, they r Studying him. **************************************************************************************            Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?           Mal aiyya: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....           Interviewer shouts: Stop it.           Mal aiyya: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... **************************************************************************************           Mal aiyya: People consider me as a "GOD"            Wife: How do you know??           Mal aiyya: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,           Oh GOD! U have come again..**************************************************************************************           Mal aiyyacomplained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing,           except the TV in my house.           Police: How the thief did not take TV???           Mal aiyya: I was watching TV news... *************************************************************************************  Mal aiyya comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"  ************************************************************************************ Mal aiyya is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says  "Hello, how did you know I was here?" ********************************************************************************        Mal aiyya bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Kandy, where he lived, to Colombo to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.  After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, His distraught mother ran and asked him "What Happened, My Son" Mal aiyyagot out, obviously very tired from the long journey, and said, "These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one  for going back! **********************************************************************************Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense Mal aiyya: The future tense is "u will go to jail" ***************************************************** Mal aiyya told his servant: Go and water the plants Servant: It's already raining Mal aiyya: So what? Take an umbrella and go. *****************************************************  A man asked Mal aiyyawhy Ratnasiri Wickramanayake goes walking in the evening and not in the morning Mal aiyya replied "Ratnasiri is PM not AM" *************************************************************</blockquote>

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