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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djanuradhaxxx" data-source="post: 4804311" data-attributes="member: 180297">Udurawana gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father toget some tips on what to do since he had never been with a womanbefore.....   "So what do I do first?"   His father replies: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".5 minutes later Udurawana is on the phone again. "She's naked and inbed what do I do now?"   His father can't believe what he is hearing,   "Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."   After another 5 minutes Udurawana is on the phone again. "Appachchi,I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"   His father's patience is now running out so he says,   "Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put thehardest thing on your body where she pees.. Good night"!!!!   "Just when his father starts snoring, Udurawana is on the phoneagain. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />  "OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"   "Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!"</blockquote>

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