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<blockquote data-quote="coolkasun" data-source="post: 5763668" data-attributes="member: 123068"><p>A man suspected his wife was seeing another man.</p><p>So, he hired the famous detective, Udurawana, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.</p><p> A few days later, he received this report:</p><p> MOST HONORABLE SIR:</p><p> YOU LEAVE HOUSE</p><p>I WATCH HOUSE</p><p>HE COME TO HOUSE. </p><p>I WATCH.</p><p>HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. </p><p>I FOLLOW.</p><p>HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. </p><p>I CLIMB TREE.</p><p>I LOOK IN WINDOW.</p><p>HE KISS SHE. </p><p>SHE KISS HE.</p><p>HE STRIP SHE. </p><p>SHE STRIP HE. </p><p>HE PLAY WITH SHE. </p><p>SHE PLAY WITH HE.</p><p>I PLAY WITH ME. </p><p>I FALL OFF TREE.</p><p>I NOT SEE.</p><p> NO FEE,</p><p>Udurawana.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="coolkasun, post: 5763668, member: 123068"] A man suspected his wife was seeing another man. So, he hired the famous detective, Udurawana, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, Udurawana. [/QUOTE]
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