Boss: Where were you born?
Udu: Sri Lanka ..
Boss: which part?
Uduravana: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .
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Udu with his brother was fixing a bomb in a car.
Udu 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Udu 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Uduravana: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Udu: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Uduravana joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udu: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Udu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Udu: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Udu: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Udu: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon! '
Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udu: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Udu: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Udu: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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Udu: Sri Lanka ..
Boss: which part?
Uduravana: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .
****************************
Udu with his brother was fixing a bomb in a car.
Udu 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Udu 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
***********************
Uduravana: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Udu: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
****************************
Uduravana joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udu: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana
***************************
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Udu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
*********************
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Udu: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
***************************
Udu: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Udu: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon! '
Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana
**************************
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udu: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
*********************************
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Udu: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Udu: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Repost nam sorry hode
