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Message: <blockquote data-quote="IcedEarth" data-source="post: 12421625" data-attributes="member: 265362">Boss: Where were you born?Udu: Sri Lanka ..Boss: which part?Uduravana: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .****************************Udu with his brother was fixing a bomb in a car.Udu 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.Udu 2: Dont worry, I have one more.***********************Uduravana: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Udu: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.****************************Uduravana joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Udu: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana***************************Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Udu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.*********************At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Udu: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?***************************Udu: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Udu: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon! 'Sri lankan Jokes By Udurawana**************************NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Udu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Udu: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....*********************************Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Udu: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Udu: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. Repost nam sorry hode <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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