> > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits
> > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I
> > want to be a branch manager."
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college.
> > U know why?
> > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train.
> > Friend: why ?
> > Udurawana: Got upper berth.
> > Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
> > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower
> > berth..
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > The teacher lecturing on population -
> > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
> > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana: why are all these people running?
> > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
> > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
> > running?
> >
> >
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
> > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
> > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million
> > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!"
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet.
> > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted
> >it....
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to
> > you'...........
> > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
> > what you call modern art?
> > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening
> > and not in the morning.
> > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.
> >
>>
sorry if this is a repost
> > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I
> > want to be a branch manager."
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college.
> > U know why?
> > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train.
> > Friend: why ?
> > Udurawana: Got upper berth.
> > Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
> > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower
> > berth..
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > The teacher lecturing on population -
> > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
> > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.
> >
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana: why are all these people running?
> > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
> > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
> > running?
> >
> >
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
> > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
> > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million
> > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!"
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet.
> > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted
> >it....
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to
> > you'...........
> > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
> > what you call modern art?
> > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
> >
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening
> > and not in the morning.
> > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.
> >
>>
sorry if this is a repost
yanthan athi repost ekak newei
