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<blockquote data-quote="crazer_z" data-source="post: 647422" data-attributes="member: 10689"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > want to be a branch manager."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > U know why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Friend: why ?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: Got upper berth.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Friend: Why didn't you exchange?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > berth..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > The teacher lecturing on population -</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: why are all these people running?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > running?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> -----------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> >it....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > you'...........</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > what you call modern art?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > and not in the morning.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">> ></span></p><p>>></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p>sorry if this is a repost <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazer_z, post: 647422, member: 10689"] [SIZE="3"]> > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits > > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I > > want to be a branch manager." > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college. > > U know why? > > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train. > > Friend: why ? > > Udurawana: Got upper berth. > > Friend: Why didn't you exchange? > > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower > > berth.. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > The teacher lecturing on population - > > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. > > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana: why are all these people running? > > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. > > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others > > running? > > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. > > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail". > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer > > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million > > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!" > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet. > > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted > >it.... > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to > > you'........... > > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is > > what you call modern art? > > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening > > and not in the morning. > > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''. > >[/SIZE] >> :lol: :lol: :lol: sorry if this is a repost :D [/QUOTE]
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