Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
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Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
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Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
