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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Name of the car
(Udurawana's friend bought a Toyota Corolla)
[/FONT]Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with 'T'.
Udurawana : Ohoo your car starts with Tea, and my car starts with Petrol.
Udurawana with a computer
Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Udurawana's SWOT analysis
1. Strength : My wife.
2. Weakness : My neighbor's wife.
3. Opportunity : When My neighbor is on tour.
4. Threat : When I am on tour
Flute
Udurawana : Hey man ! why did you give this useless flute to my son ?
Shopkeeper : What happened, sir ?
Udurawana : what happened ? this flute is full of holes....!!! !
Communication
Udurawan & his friend tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Udurawana without message.
Angry Udurawana calls his friend & asks
' Is this a miss call ???????????? '
Mother tongue.
Son(while filling up a form) : Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Udurawana : Very long!
Door bell
A lady calls Udurawana for repairing door bell.
Udurawana doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again.
Udurawana replies: I came 4 days, pressed the bell, but no one came out.
Lost key
Udurawana : I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Udurawana : 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Udurawana : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
Name of dogs
Udurawana who had acquired two new dogs, was visiting his friend,
and the friend asked what their names were.
Udurawana responded by saying that one was named 'Rolex' and one was named 'Gemex'.
His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'They're watch dogs!' answered Udurawana.
What is further away
Udurawana & neighbor living in Kandy were sitting one night on a bench talking.... ...
The neighbor says to Udurawana,
'Which do you think is further away..... Colombo or the Moon ?'
Udurawana turns and says ' Colombo '
'Why ?????' The neighbor asks
'Can you see Colombo from here ????' Udurawana replies ..
Well prepared
Mrs Udurawana phoned Udurawana in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.'
'Good' replied Udurawana, 'make sure she's prepared well'.
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Name of the car
(Udurawana's friend bought a Toyota Corolla)
[/FONT]Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with 'T'.
Udurawana : Ohoo your car starts with Tea, and my car starts with Petrol.
Udurawana with a computer
Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Udurawana's SWOT analysis
1. Strength : My wife.
2. Weakness : My neighbor's wife.
3. Opportunity : When My neighbor is on tour.
4. Threat : When I am on tour
Flute
Udurawana : Hey man ! why did you give this useless flute to my son ?
Shopkeeper : What happened, sir ?
Udurawana : what happened ? this flute is full of holes....!!! !
Communication
Udurawan & his friend tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Udurawana without message.
Angry Udurawana calls his friend & asks
' Is this a miss call ???????????? '
Mother tongue.
Son(while filling up a form) : Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Udurawana : Very long!
Door bell
A lady calls Udurawana for repairing door bell.
Udurawana doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again.
Udurawana replies: I came 4 days, pressed the bell, but no one came out.
Lost key
Udurawana : I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Udurawana : 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Udurawana : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
Name of dogs
Udurawana who had acquired two new dogs, was visiting his friend,
and the friend asked what their names were.
Udurawana responded by saying that one was named 'Rolex' and one was named 'Gemex'.
His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'They're watch dogs!' answered Udurawana.
What is further away
Udurawana & neighbor living in Kandy were sitting one night on a bench talking.... ...
The neighbor says to Udurawana,
'Which do you think is further away..... Colombo or the Moon ?'
Udurawana turns and says ' Colombo '
'Why ?????' The neighbor asks
'Can you see Colombo from here ????' Udurawana replies ..
Well prepared
Mrs Udurawana phoned Udurawana in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.'
'Good' replied Udurawana, 'make sure she's prepared well'.
