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Message: <blockquote data-quote="niki771" data-source="post: 3694615" data-attributes="member: 75285">hope this won't be a repost<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]Name of the  car(Udurawana's friend bought a Toyota Corolla)[/FONT]Udurawana :  What is the name of your car ? Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with  'T'. Udurawana : Ohoo your car starts with Tea, and my car starts with  Petrol. Udurawana with a computer  Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer  for the 1st time.1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.  Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Udurawana : Keyboard  alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Udurawana's SWOT analysis 1. Strength : My wife.  2. Weakness : My neighbor's wife.3. Opportunity : When My neighbor is on  tour. 4. Threat : When I am on tour FluteUdurawana : Hey man ! why did you give this  useless flute to my son ?Shopkeeper : What happened,  sir ?Udurawana :   what happened ?  this flute is full of holes....!!! ! CommunicationUdurawan & his  friend tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches  Udurawana without message. Angry Udurawana calls his friend & asks'  Is this a miss call ???????????? '  Mother tongue.Son(while  filling up a form) : Dad, what should I write against mother  tongue.?Udurawana : Very long! Door bellA lady calls  Udurawana for repairing door bell. Udurawana doesn't turns up for 4 days  Lady calls again.Udurawana replies: I came 4 days, pressed the bell, but  no one came out. Lost  keyUdurawana : I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When?  Udurawana : 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now?  Udurawana : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too Name of dogsUdurawana who had acquired two  new dogs, was visiting his friend, and the friend asked what their names  were. Udurawana responded by saying that one was named 'Rolex' and one was  named 'Gemex'.His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like  that?''They're watch dogs!' answered Udurawana. What is further awayUdurawana & neighbor living  in Kandy were sitting one night on a bench talking.... ...The neighbor says  to Udurawana, 'Which do you think is further away..... Colombo or the Moon  ?' Udurawana turns and says ' Colombo ''Why ?????' The neighbor  asks'Can you see Colombo from here ????'  Udurawana replies .. Well preparedMrs Udurawana phoned Udurawana  in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have my  mother for dinner.' 'Good' replied Udurawana, 'make sure she's prepared  well'. </blockquote>

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