sorry if this is a repost
* A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana ..
He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
* Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it....
* Mr & Mrs Udurawana went to a coffee shop .
Husband said... Drink quickly.....!!!.
Wife asked why...???
Husband again said....Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"
* Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?
Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
* Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.
* Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....????
He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!!
* Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
* Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
* Udurawana: "I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. "
Friend: "Y?"
Udurawana: "I Got upper berth."
Friend: "Y did'nt u get it exchnged?"
Udurawana: "oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.."
* Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
* Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
* Teacher: "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
* A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana ..
He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
* Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it....
* Mr & Mrs Udurawana went to a coffee shop .
Husband said... Drink quickly.....!!!.
Wife asked why...???
Husband again said....Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"
* Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?
Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year
* Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.
* Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....????
He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!!
* Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
* Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
* Udurawana: "I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. "
Friend: "Y?"
Udurawana: "I Got upper berth."
Friend: "Y did'nt u get it exchnged?"
Udurawana: "oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.."
* Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
* Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
* Teacher: "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.
Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Wht a crack lol
