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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 452736" data-attributes="member: 2962">sorry if this is a repost     *  A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana ..      He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"    * Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it....    * Mr & Mrs Udurawana went to a coffee shop .      Husband said... Drink quickly.....!!!.      Wife asked why...???      Husband again said....Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"    * Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?      Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year    * Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?      He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.    * Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....????      He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!!    * Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.      Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."    * Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...    * Udurawana: "I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. "      Friend: "Y?"      Udurawana: "I Got upper berth."      Friend: "Y did'nt u get it exchnged?"      Udurawana: "oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.."    * Udurawana -why r all these people running?      Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.      Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?    * Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.      Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.      again twins & named Max & Climax.      Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them      TIRED&RETIRED!    * Teacher: "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.      Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</blockquote>

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