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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 452736" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p>sorry if this is a repost </p><p></p><p></p><p> * A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana ..</p><p></p><p> He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"</p><p></p><p> * Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it....</p><p></p><p> * Mr & Mrs Udurawana went to a coffee shop .</p><p> Husband said... Drink quickly.....!!!.</p><p> Wife asked why...???</p><p> Husband again said....Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10"</p><p></p><p> * Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage?</p><p> Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?</p><p> He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast.</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....????</p><p> He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!!</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.</p><p> Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."</p><p></p><p> * Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana: "I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. "</p><p> Friend: "Y?"</p><p> Udurawana: "I Got upper berth."</p><p> Friend: "Y did'nt u get it exchnged?"</p><p> Udurawana: "oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.."</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana -why r all these people running?</p><p> Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.</p><p> Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?</p><p></p><p> * Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.</p><p> Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.</p><p> again twins & named Max & Climax.</p><p> Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them</p><p> TIRED&RETIRED!</p><p></p><p> * Teacher: "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.</p><p> Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 452736, member: 2962"] sorry if this is a repost * A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Master Udurawana .. He wrote... "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" * Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Udurawana : Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.... * Mr & Mrs Udurawana went to a coffee shop . Husband said... Drink quickly.....!!!. Wife asked why...??? Husband again said....Hot Coffee Rs. 5 and, Cold Coffee Rs 10" * Girl Friend: I'm one year elder than you....will it be effected badly to our marriage? Udurawana : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year * Udurawana was writing something very slowly. Friend came and asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? He replied him.... "Oyi I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast. * Udurawana was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing.....???? He replied, I'm seeing how I look while sleeping....!!!! * Udurawana gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch manager." * Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his college.U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... * Udurawana: "I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. " Friend: "Y?" Udurawana: "I Got upper berth." Friend: "Y did'nt u get it exchnged?" Udurawana: "oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.." * Udurawana -why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? * Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Udurawana named them TIRED&RETIRED! * Teacher: "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense. Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail". [/QUOTE]
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