At Barclays
"Hi. We want a quotation for a new PC"
"Come sit down"
"Do you have the E8400 CPU? That 3GHz 6MB Cache one?"
"Yes"
"How much?"
"Rs.25000"
"What? The shop in front of yours told us they have it for Rs.21000"
The guy gets pale. Tells us,
"That must be because we get the CPUs from the official Intel dealer in SL and they must be buying straight away from abroad"
"Ah right!
Can't you lower it a little? We are buying the whole PC ne?"
"Sure"....and deducts Rs. 100 from it....ROFLMAO!!!
.
.
.
.
"What VGAs do you have?"
"How about a 8500GT?"
We get pale this time! "Don't you have something like a 8800 or a 9600?"
"No"
"Then what about that Inno3D 8800GT?
"
"Ah that...it's a bit expensive"
"How much?"
"Rs.29500"
I tell my friend..."I wouldn't buy it over the 9600GT, but I would buy it over the HD3870"..."Hmm...."
I ask the sales person, "Don't you have Foxconn cards?"
"That 8500GT is Foxconn"
"No I mean, 9600GT? You are agents for Foxconn, right?"
"Yes we are, but we don't have it"
"But Nunet have it...and only at Rs.16500!!!"
The guy gets pale...and doesn't reply. We stopped harassing him...
- The End -
"Hi. We want a quotation for a new PC"
"Come sit down"
"Do you have the E8400 CPU? That 3GHz 6MB Cache one?"
"Yes"
"How much?"
"Rs.25000"
"What? The shop in front of yours told us they have it for Rs.21000"
The guy gets pale. Tells us,
"That must be because we get the CPUs from the official Intel dealer in SL and they must be buying straight away from abroad"
"Ah right!
Can't you lower it a little? We are buying the whole PC ne?""Sure"....and deducts Rs. 100 from it....ROFLMAO!!!
.
.
.
.
"What VGAs do you have?"
"How about a 8500GT?"
We get pale this time! "Don't you have something like a 8800 or a 9600?"
"No"
"Then what about that Inno3D 8800GT?
""Ah that...it's a bit expensive"
"How much?"
"Rs.29500"
I tell my friend..."I wouldn't buy it over the 9600GT, but I would buy it over the HD3870"..."Hmm...."
I ask the sales person, "Don't you have Foxconn cards?"
"That 8500GT is Foxconn"
"No I mean, 9600GT? You are agents for Foxconn, right?"
"Yes we are, but we don't have it"
"But Nunet have it...and only at Rs.16500!!!"
The guy gets pale...and doesn't reply. We stopped harassing him...
- The End -
Last edited:
