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<blockquote data-quote="saman.n" data-source="post: 2942829" data-attributes="member: 31700"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> </p><p></p><p>UNUSUAL FUNERAL</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The man couldn't stand his curiosity.</span></strong></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </p><p></p><p>He approached the man walking with the dog, <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> "I am so sorry to disturb</p><p>you,</p><p>But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in</p><p>single line.</p><p>Whose funeral is it?"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </p><p></p><p>The man replied,"That first coffin is for my wife."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </p><p>What happened to her?"</p><p>"My dog attacked and killed her."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </p><p></p><p>"Well, who is in the second coffin?"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </p><p></p><p>"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog </p><p>attacked And killed her also."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </p><p></p><p>A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.</p><p>Then the First one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?”</p><p></p><p>The man replied,"Join the queue"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="saman.n, post: 2942829, member: 31700"] :baffled: UNUSUAL FUNERAL [COLOR="Blue"][B][FONT="Tahoma"]A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR]:angry: :angry: :angry: He approached the man walking with the dog, :angry: "I am so sorry to disturb you, But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?":shocked: The man replied,"That first coffin is for my wife.":shocked: :shocked: :shocked: What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her.":shocked: :confused: :shocked: "Well, who is in the second coffin?":angry: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked And killed her also.":confused: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the First one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?” The man replied,"Join the queue":D :yes: :D :yes: . [/QUOTE]
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