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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamaka23" data-source="post: 613908" data-attributes="member: 28775">Hello?""Hi honeyThis is Daddy.Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy.She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause,Daddy says,"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the roomwith Mommy, right now."Brief Pause."Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.Put the phone down on the table, run upstairsand knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommythat Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.""Okay Daddy,just a minute."A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone."I did it Daddy.""And what happened honey?" he asked."Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with noclothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hither head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!""Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?""He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He wasall scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimmingpool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last weekto clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."***Long Pause******Longer Pause******Even Longer Pause***Then Daddy says,"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"</blockquote>

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