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<blockquote data-quote="Dreams001" data-source="post: 4192241" data-attributes="member: 149622"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">http://www.wowmails.com/</a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: gray"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: gray"></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Logics... </span></span><span style="color: #ff6600"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">(Funny)</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></a></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank">http://www.wowmails.com/</a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #810081">1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #810081">Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">Think about it. </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude¦! Keep on rocking! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">They said, he who never lived, cannot die! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! </span></span></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><a href="http://www.wowmails.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #810081"><span style="font-size: 15px">8. 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[QUOTE="Dreams001, post: 4192241, member: 149622"] [LEFT][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#003399][FONT='Times New Roman'][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=gray][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=gray]:yes: :rolleyes: [/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Logics... [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff6600][FONT='Comic Sans MS'](Funny)[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#003399][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][SIZE=4][COLOR=#810081]1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]Think about it. [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude¦! Keep on rocking! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]9. [COLOR=red]Only 20 percent Boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! [/COLOR][COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always you have to do is wipe your tears[COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081][SIZE=4]12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! [/SIZE] [/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana][URL="http://www.wowmails.com/"][COLOR=#810081] [COLOR=#003399][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][LEFT][COLOR=gray][FONT=Wingdings][FONT=Wingdings]D:D :yes: :D [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=gray][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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