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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2930348" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>* If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation!</p><p> </p><p>* What is the definition of a healthy virgin?</p><p>One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !</p><p> </p><p>* While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:</p><p>Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.</p><p> </p><p>* Define contraceptive pill?</p><p>It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.</p><p> </p><p>* What do politicians & porn stars have in common?</p><p>They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!</p><p> </p><p>* Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:</p><p>One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are *ucked.</p><p> </p><p>* Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time.</p><p> </p><p>* Tension is when wife is pregnant!</p><p>Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!</p><p>Horror: When both r pregnant!</p><p>Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 2930348, member: 49393"] * If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation! * What is the definition of a healthy virgin? One who has never been Bed RIDDEN ! * While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote: Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions. * Define contraceptive pill? It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. * What do politicians & porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera! * Importance of UNITY explained at it's best: One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are *ucked. * Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time. * Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both r pregnant! Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! [/QUOTE]
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