* If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation!
* What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !
* While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
* Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
* What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
* Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are *ucked.
* Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time.
* Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
* What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !
* While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.
* Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.
* What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
* Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are *ucked.
* Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old sex all that time.
* Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
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