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<blockquote data-quote="KaalaGola" data-source="post: 12228846" data-attributes="member: 249733"><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">====</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">====</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">with 4 things in life.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(1) Mobile</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(2) Automobile</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(3) TV</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(4) Wife</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">only means that the safety of your head is much more important than</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">your ego!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">single again.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Maid!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">All girls are devils,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">but my wife is the queen</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">. . . . .of them!!!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">A poor old lady's three successful sons sent each a reward gift to the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">mom.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(1) The oldest gave mom a big well furnished place house to live.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(2) The middle one gave Mom a big Mercedes Benz to drive and enjoy.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(3) The third one bought an expensive Parrot from church trained for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">twelve years to describe an entire bible or any portion of bible per owner's</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">choice and gave to mom.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">Mom sent a thank you note to all three.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(1) Johny, my oldest son the house you gave me is too big to walk and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">clean around and so is not much useful.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(2) Greggy, my middle son, I never drove or rode a car and I am</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">uncomfortable. So your Mercedes is no good.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">(3) My baby son, you have always understood Mom. The chicken you sent, I</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">killed and cooked. It was so delicious, I never had this taste before.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">===</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the words 'COMPLETE' Vs 'FINISHED' in a way that's so easy to understand:</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">When you marry the wrong one,you are FINISHED.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #282828"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'">And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. it is call vicious circal of Wedding Ring...... your wife is ring master...... </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KaalaGola, post: 12228846, member: 249733"] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]====[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]====[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]with 4 things in life.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](1) Mobile[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](2) Automobile[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](3) TV[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](4) Wife[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]only means that the safety of your head is much more important than[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]your ego![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]single again.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Maid![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]All girls are devils,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]but my wife is the queen[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]. . . . .of them!!![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]A poor old lady's three successful sons sent each a reward gift to the[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]mom.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](1) The oldest gave mom a big well furnished place house to live.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](2) The middle one gave Mom a big Mercedes Benz to drive and enjoy.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](3) The third one bought an expensive Parrot from church trained for[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]twelve years to describe an entire bible or any portion of bible per owner's[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]choice and gave to mom.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]Mom sent a thank you note to all three.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](1) Johny, my oldest son the house you gave me is too big to walk and[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]clean around and so is not much useful.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](2) Greggy, my middle son, I never drove or rode a car and I am[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]uncomfortable. So your Mercedes is no good.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica](3) My baby son, you have always understood Mom. The chicken you sent, I[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]killed and cooked. It was so delicious, I never had this taste before.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]===[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the words 'COMPLETE' Vs 'FINISHED' in a way that's so easy to understand:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]When you marry the wrong one,you are FINISHED.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#282828][FONT=helvetica]And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. it is call vicious circal of Wedding Ring...... your wife is ring master...... [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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