xcorect

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  • Apr 17, 2007
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    A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

    Another guy says, "What's that?"

    The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

    Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

    A girl asks, "What's that?"

    He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

    A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

    Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

    She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."