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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6360358" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">PLS ADD REP+ IF U LIKE THE THREAD/POST</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">crowded waiting room and say things like that.'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">'I can't piss out of it,' he replied..</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></span> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6360358, member: 215798"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080] [FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=Red][SIZE=4]PLS ADD REP+ IF U LIKE THE THREAD/POST[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing, There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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